Dear Uncle Lule,

Seriously something is going wrong. I have made fifty years and have never been with a woman. I do not want to remain a virgin and I need assistance to make a woman accept me. My mother has always told me I am handsome so I don’t think that it the problem. Please help.

Sincerely,

The 50 Year Old Virgin.

Dear Vagin,

 

EH! Nga Kitalo! Seriously something is bad. To take fifty years with no woman is just…eh. If you are not deceiving you sms me and I will give you Ssenga Edna’s number.  She has love potion for vagins.

 

Unko.