Anthony Davis, likely to be the first selected in the NBA, is taking his career and his uprising celebrity status very seriously. He’s trademarked his unibrow.

Okay fine, he hasn’t trademarked his unibrow, he’s trademarked statements like “Fear The Brow” and “Raise The Brow”. T-shirts are being made, people are making money and he wants to make sure that he gets a slice of what he anticipates will be a very large pie.

This isn’t an uncommon practice, if Paris Hilton can own ‘That’s Hot’ anything is possible.

“I don’t want anyone to try to grow a unibrow because of me and then try to make money off of it…Me and my family decided to trademark it because it’s very unique.”

While he’s at it, he should trademark his unique teeth.

Perez Africana