We love babies & we think babies grown on Matooke diets are amongst the cutest in the world (fine we’re biased).
Back when we first started this plantation known as MatookeNation we wrote an article about the adoption laws in the country. A year later, we are still wondering what is going on? Don’t get us wrong. Adoption is great. Love is great. Help & Support, great. Whats not so great is people selling off their children to buy a boda-boda or people buying children because Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt & Sandra Bullock have black babies.
Adoption Swear Card…
I solemnly swear to…
1.Make sure I cream/oil/moisturize this child so they aren’t called powder legs, ashy etc;
2.Get a PROFESSIONAL to handle my childs hair, this isn’t what I’m used to and I should NEVER pretend I know what I’m doing. My child won’t look like Don King on a bad hair day.
3.Bring my child to their homeland once a year, and take him/her to places other than Café Javas & Speke resort
4.Let them eat Matooke once a week. Not raw bananas, but Matooke.
Disclaimer: This article was written for the purpose of humor and entertainment, at the expense of no-one but Matooke.
Don’t call us, we’ll call you.