So Red Pepper has really changed the game.
Bonking, Kandahars (this is actually a city in Afghanistan) and Whoppers.
The list is endless, they will soon need their own dictionary.
First came the outrage and then came the fame.
Now that we all buy or read Red Pepper we don’t have to hide it underneath all the other papers like we used to.
It’s a super-smart formula. New Vision’s ‘Have You Heard’ used to be so popular; Uganda Confidential had one to many law suits so they couldn’t keep running. A whole newspaper dedicated to good kaboozi and some pretty graphic images: MONEY $$
Now they have Kamunye, the saucier Luganda version, you can’t even look at the cover without seeing half a whopper! The photographers are really for World Cup, they have perfected the up the skirt angle and seem not to be getting abused while doing it, they are true paparazzi.
Recently they have been creating segments on How to Please a Woman, The Eternal Orgasm and other sex advice. I really hope no one out there is taking any of this garbage seriously. The advice is just senseless. Massage her with a sock? No!
No woman would enjoy that.
The key to an eternal orgasm is NOT, I repeat NOT achieved through getting her drunk.
I have no clue what the hell they are talking about.
Maybe that is how they do it in Kandahar, but not in Kampala.
I know people that claim they do not read the Pepper (I know they are lying), but I’m sure they would run to pick a copy up if they end up in it!