1. The aunt who is ordinarily the definition of composure and grace that turns into a drunken mess at any and every event that has an open bar.
  2. The uncle who makes inappropriate sexual comments that doesn’t get invited to birthdays baptisms or any other events with lots of children present.
  3. The cousin who has the perfect car, job, house, spouse that all the aunts and uncles love & all the nieces and nephews despise.
  4. The extremely fat granny who classifies everyone in two categories: too fat or too thin.
  5. The dodgy in-law that can’t be trusted near handbags, open bedrooms or unlocked cars.